LA woman sues USPS for mailman’s alleged lewd behavior

And now for a truly bizarre story that could only be from California: Los Angeles resident Patsy Taylor is suing the US Postal Service for alleged lewd behavior by her mailman:

LOS ANGELES – An L.A. homeowner claims a U.S. Postal Service worker masturbated on her property on May 29, then laughed and returned to his mail truck…

From Courthouse News Service

In the suit filed in Federal Court in Los Angeles, the plaintiff also claims that the unnamed defendant also attempted to break in to her house “on numerous occasions”.

And, this being California, the plaintiff is represented by a celebrity lawyer, and would like $3,000,000 in damages for

severe emotional distress that was substantial, and that no reasonable person in a civilized society should be expected to bear, including but not limited to suffering, anguish, fright, horror, nervousness, grief, anxiety, worry, shock, humiliation, and shame.

Note: for extra credit, see if you can spot the unintentionally (?) funny typos on page 4 of the filing.